Hello vigilant viewer! Welcome to the only webpage that could ever count. Otherwise known as Toad's Abode. Here at Toad's Abode, we construct webpages for you to waste your time on. I mean, what else was the Internet set up for? You think this "Information Highway" was built for just that, Information? Not at all. The Internet was the brain child of a person who had nothing better to do than just waste time. In the coming months you will find everything you always wanted to know about wasting time. Also, there will be many different ideas of how to waste time, and things that will generally help you along the way. So, without further adieu, here's Toad's Abode!
Now that you know the Three Principles Of Wasting Time, you are now able to go on to bigger and better things. Bigger and better things consist of; green jello, new coke, N'Sync tickets, canned haggis, a jar of camel spit, and last but not least, a three legged cat. Isn't that just the greatest thing in the world? A three legged cat! I'd give up my left arm for one of those! And I don't even like cats! By the way, my name is Toad, and I will be your narrator for this evening.
Good day! This is a new paragraph! I haven't added to this page in quite some time. So, let me cut to the chase. There is a NEW SECTION in Toad's Abode! See if you can find it. It's just like a game. Have you found it yet? I bet you have. That's it boys and girls....it's Melinda's Pet Page! The link has been added to this page, and is easily accessible by just a click of the mouse. No, Melinda hasn't got a pet mouse. You are supposed to use you computer mouse to click, silly! Anyway, be sure to check this out if you are a pet lover. Her pets are sooooo cute! (yuck, gag, puke!)
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