Well, what can I say but, you heard it here first. Have you seen my pet llama? She's been missing for weeks. I've had her since I was a child. I just can't seem to find her. I don't understand why she would leave. I mean, I fed her, I bathed her, and I even gave her the luxury of self-clumping llama litter! And that's not all, I even had a microwave with a popcorn button, so that when you wanted to cook up some popcorn, you didn't have to think. I'm telling ya, that button solved all my problems. If only they had a beef strokin' off button, then for sure all my problems would be solved.......
Good morning! It is now the next day after yesterday and before tomorrow. That would mean it is today, and not the day before. Just think.......if you could jump 500 feet into the air, you could get high enough that you would be the one shittin' on the seagulls! Wouldn't that be nice......just to jump up, and let one go, aiming for the only thing that really gets on your nerves.....shitgulls! And did you ever see that guy standing on the corner playing the harmonica with his nose? I did. I asked him to play a tune, but the only one he knew was Cocaine.......well, that seems to sum up what I have to say right now. If there is anything else you think that I would like to say in this paragraph, just email Toad's Abode..........I'll be sure to add it someday.......thanx.
