WOW!!! That has got to be the biggest title I have ever seen! Now, I'm talking from experience. If there isn't any titles that I haven't seen, it won't be too soon......(?)......Anyway, this page is devoted to what I have to say. So, here goes.......

I've been messing around with a squirrel in my backyard. I offered him a chair, but he refused. I've messed around with alot of sqirrels, but I have never, ever met one so rude! He goes around collecting nuts, and keeps them all to himself! I mean, if you're going to grab a bite to eat, ask around, some of the others might want some. You see, What squirrels just don't understand, is that the munchies affect all of us in a hungry-stoned-stupor kinda way. I think that just might be the last time I invite squirrels to my place for a quick session........