Hello, this is Fairly Sorebottom, and I think that Mike Hunt guy is on CRACK!!! What's with all those flying pigs anyway? Well, to get on with it, here's the sports for the day......today in sports.......nothing really happened at all. No, really, nothing went on.......besides a couple of popped onions during the championship caber toss in Paisley, Scotland, what else could have happened? I'm Fairly Sorebottom, signing off...........

This just in....Thanks to our correspondents in Paisley, Scotland, a rare photo of the one and only "Braveheart" engaged in an age-old custom called caber-tossing.......