The Weather.....

Good evening. My name is Mike Hunt, and now for your local weather forcast......Tonight it's going to be a mixture of clouds and light snow.....? Who wrote this thing anyway? Light snow in the middle of spring? I think they have their facts mixed up. HMPH, light snow......when pigs fly! On to tomorrow......it will be sunny with a hint of cloud, brought on by the steel mills across the bay in Hamilton. As the smog lifts into the air, (be sure your long term disability premiums are up to date), take a deep breath, and hope for some kind of terminal disease that will find you out of work, and enjoying a free ride on the early retirement pension. Thanx for that. And now for sports with Fairly Sorebottom.........

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