Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
You did not see the car ahead;
Now you're all marked with tire tread.
Oh, Tom the toad, Oh, Tom the toad,
Why are you lying on the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
You did not see yon passing car,
And now you're stretched out on the tar.
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
You hopped out to the yellow line
And turned into a streak of slime.
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
There was a loud and awful crash
For poor old Tom had just got smashed
Oh, Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you jump out in the road?
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
You didn't look as you jumped out,
A ten-ton truck ran up your snout!
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,
Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?